July 2012
58 posts
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
lesbianhottie:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
wait does it bother anyone else when girls with braces aren’t virgins or
bedussey:
let’s have some fun this beat disick
victro:
your one direction obsession is such a turn on
sshame:
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
i want to punch you in the face
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
dank-assbabies:
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
eg.
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
kwadi:
i use omg and idk as commas and periods
guilty
amibeyonceyet:
Day #30
I am not yet Beyoncé
bathingcod:
I hope Devin sees this.
have-a-happy-period-always:
hi im a 15 year old white middle class suburban teenage girl. i love food, clothes, boys, sleeping, and tumblr. my parents buy me everything but i still diagnosed myself with anxiety and depression. i’m bipolar, quirky and random. i’m not like most girls out there :)
tastefully offensive
Watchunfreshing:
vocaroo:
mcsingle:
penny proud is so me i love her so much <$
i am the ginger girl
this is the most terrifying thing to have ever been on tv
the fuck was this
i can’t believe this was on tv
chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and is extremely confused and terrified
