You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
lesbianhottie: you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
wait does it bother anyone else when girls with braces aren’t virgins or
bedussey: let’s have some fun this beat disick
victro: your one direction obsession is such a turn on
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜ i want to punch you in the face ゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
dank-assbabies: i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them eg. “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
kwadi: i use omg and idk as commas and periods guilty
amibeyonceyet: Day #30 I am not yet Beyoncé
bathingcod: I hope Devin sees this.
have-a-happy-period-always: hi im a 15 year old white middle class suburban teenage girl. i love food, clothes, boys, sleeping, and tumblr. my parents buy me everything but i still diagnosed myself with anxiety and depression. i’m bipolar, quirky and random. i’m not like most girls out there :) tastefully offensive
unfreshing: vocaroo: mcsingle: penny proud is so me i love her so much <$ i am the ginger girl this is the most terrifying thing to have ever been on tv the fuck was this i can’t believe this was on tv
chekhov: Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and is extremely confused and terrified