June 2012
160 posts
zillybooradley:
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
May 2012
318 posts
nasty-otter:
Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you!
Funny muffler
Jerky Pal
Boo boo keys
Snake eyes
lardele:
christina aguilera is such a good drag queen
i hate her
accio-nerds:
Remember when this
became this
follow him on twitter, he’s hilarious
vondell-swain:
i wish all curse words really were replaced with nautical sound bites
i do not own a dildo
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jammin' out to gotta be you instead of doing my...
i have a dIRECTION
y’know, like erection
only for one direction
ha ha
or as sigmund freud would say… “penis envy”
O0o0o0o0O0O0O0o0o0o relating my research paper to 1D yeaah!!!1!111!!!!1!
okay i promise i’m not trying to be dramatic but like i think i need to lose like 20 fucking pounds in order to wear half the clothes i wish i could
hahahahaha yeahyeahyeah!!!
whatever i like food yolo
normapen:
that point in your life when you said “yesh” and “shmexy”
o
fatsuya-suou:
Why the hell are bras so expensive
Do retailers not realize that if left unchecked my nipples will punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime and kill us all the moment the temperature drops below 70 degrees fahrenheit
hahahahaha omg
richwhitelesbian:
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
man
ME TOO!!!!! OMFG
