shit british moms say
me: wow mom way to make me get up for you even though you got up yourself less than 5 minutes later
mom: *british accent* shut up you sarcastic little cow! /leaves room/
dad: ...well i would at least call you a skinny cow, if i was mad?
most-awkward-moments: OH MY GOSH I was NOT expecting her to use a spoon that large, holy shit!
i find sacha baron cohen very attractive. JUDGE...
…of course in his normal state but STILL.