February 2012
264 posts
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shit british moms say
me: wow mom way to make me get up for you even though you got up yourself less than 5 minutes later
mom: *british accent* shut up you sarcastic little cow! /leaves room/
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
me:
dad: ...well i would at least call you a skinny cow, if i was mad?
January 2012
227 posts
most-awkward-moments:
OH MY GOSH I was NOT expecting her to use a spoon that large, holy shit!
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i find sacha baron cohen very attractive. JUDGE...
…of course in his normal state but STILL.
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